14 year old temper tantrums

It all began back in 1994 when I was shopping for a new mattress. I went from store to store to store and could not find anything that felt comfortable. I tried to lay down in the beds but people in the store got pissed because when I was trying them I was always with a girl and you know one thing would lead to another although we never did lose our clothes. Anyway in one store I found that the best bed for me and my shadows was a kind they called a temperpedic. The store that had the temperpedic was out of stock so I kept looking and looking going from store to store to find the exact one that was best and could not effin find any in my city, so then I went from city to city and finally started to get upset . Then my friend Sam told me that his store sold them but they were a club... So I went to this guy Sam’s Club and was told that they did not have a temperpedic but did have a tempered steel tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and did get a great tan. If you hit the side a the tanning bed a certain way it made a hollow sound like a drum......I played and played my home made drum on that tanning bed..... And for 14 years it has be my tempered tandrum.........